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toothpast:

a-lovely-way-to-burn:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

moist-chicken-nuggers:

juliyasss:

Sing a love duet with me

can i say something crazy

I love crazy

all my life has been a series of doors in my face

and then suddenly i bump into you

But with you
I can find my own place

love is an open dooooor

until i slam it in ur face and try to murder u and ur sister

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thepottergeist:

madcenturion:

madcenturion:

If you think about it, the process of singing the birthday song and cutting the cake is extremely satanic

no but seriously imagine it this way

a small gathering of people huddle around a object on fire, chanting ritualistically a repetitive song in unison until the fire is blown out and a knife is stabbed into the object

you must be fun at parties

landorus:

my #1 turn on is fast downloading

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

jomz-jonah-jameson-ii:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

- Hail Hydra